by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Ladies and Gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores! IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON! It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Ladies and Gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores! IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON! It's Sunday Afternoon and there are a few things that I have to do, and I'm gon do em, I'm gon do em.

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Women are stupid and I don't respect them that's right I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals... What! Show me your genitals... Your genitalia! Show me your genitals, your ge

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Women are stupid and I don't respect them that's right I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals... What! Show me your genitals... Your genitalia! Show me your genitals, your ge

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

My heart is on fire like a burning cross Compared to you, others are at the back of the bus You're as beautiful as a swastika And baby, I want to tell ya I love you as much as I hate other races reli

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

My heart is on fire like a burning cross Compared to you, others are at the back of the bus You're as beautiful as a swastika And baby, I want to tell ya I love you as much as I hate other races reli

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing this song that they wrote for me, they're investing in this pric

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing this song that they wrote for me, they're investing in this pric

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try to find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (we still take the ti

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try to find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (we still take the ti

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

I can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe Before we take this step S

by Jon Lajoie on album I Kill People

I can see it in your eyes girl That you're in the mood for love So I light some candles, pour some wine Come sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe Before we take this step S

by Jon Lajoie feat. Poisonous Perry Martel on album Drinkin' Beer and Smokin' Cigarettes

It's party time! I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Do I like to party? The answer is yes! I like drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes. And when it comes to getting down, I am the best. I

by Jon Lajoie on album Merry Christmas Exclamation Point

You're the dude from high school I see at the gym You're a friend of a friend or a second cousin You're a coworker I sometimes eat lunch with You're one of my many acquaintances You know Christmas is

by Jon Lajoie on album You Want Some of This?

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at

by Jon Lajoie on album Please Use This Song

Please use this song in your commercial I need the money, so please use this to sell something Please use this song in your commercial A fast food franchise, office supplies A brand new hair dye, a d

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Yobagoya, Yobagoya yo-yo-yo-yo Yobagoya Yobagoya, the taste will destroy ya The cheapest bucket of beef in Illinois Yobagoya, Yobagoya yo-yo-yo-yo Yobagoya Yobagoya makes you jump for joy-a What kind

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Everybody it's a brand new dance Just grab your partner and take off your pants And you move your hips, too and fro And you open your pump and when you're 'bout to explode Do the vinegar strokes Your

by Jon Lajoie on album The League (Original Soundtrack)

Ghost monkey, Ghost monkey, Can you hear me? Are you jerking off in heaven or are you in hell playing with your feces? You suffered the most painful death of all And you did not deserve it. Death by A